Hello Everybody!!! Tonight is the Buddhas (BOO!Da's) 18th Birthday Party. It is a PYJAMA party!!! YAY pyjamas are cool. It shall be a very good night!

Yesterday I went to Hippos for the morning and we played!!! We seen the funniest thing on LJ. It was a harry potter puppet show and it was effing HI-LARIOUS! We laughed ourselves silly!!! (hehe....snape, snape, severus snape...remember hippo??!!!)

MMM cheese.....

So what else is new?? Umm...Hippos hat party is in a few weeks and it shall be great.

Meh, i cant think of anything else to say, so ill be ta-ta-ing

BOI!!! Love BAB-BON!!!

ps. HEE!PO smells

Greetings all.

Dearest Live Journal,

I'm so sorry i never write in you!! You must get so very lonely, and for that, my deepest heartfelt apologies to you (hehe not really...i'm a baboon, i don't get deep feelings!)

Anywho, greetings!! Michael and i are now tied in the piercing stakes (for those of you who are keeping count, which im guessing, is only me) He got the side of his lip done, which means we both have 7. But i'm stopping there, because i know how stubborn we both are, and we will only end up being pierced absolutely everywhere if we keep going.

Relay was lots of fun (see hippo's journal for the story we made up...YES thats right, WE. Hippo failed to put that i co-writed it which im absolutely devastated about. I clearly remember coming up with at least 2 sentences...including the best one, about Guy Fawkes night!)

My traineeship is going great, i love working there and im doing lots of stuff for the Whale Festival at the moment, which is great. Im trying to get Hippo's lil bro, Sean and his band a gig there. So if they do, and then one day they are famous, they can give me lots of money for exposing them. Hehe expose. I have a dirty mind.

Yesterday was Hippo's care boot sale at the Highschool and i attended, like the good lil baboon i am. Unfortunately, Hippo ripped me off. I expected free things, or at least a discount, but alas, the lesbian had to pay full price!

Michael bought me a new phone...pink motorolla V3. Its so perty!!!

Travel News- I have got my passport, and am in the process of applying for my visa. Its quite complicated to be honest, so ma baboon is helping me.

Umm...thats all i can think of for now, so hopefully it won't be another two months till i write in you again, LJ.

Lots of love, and also hate (for Hippo's), Samantha Anne Mary Drury aka Baboon aka Boonie the Bible Girl from Lebanon where lesbians originally originated from along with original recipe chicken also known as hippo victim!

Dearest LJ,

How are you this fine Sunday morning? I am quite well, although rather annoyed. The reason for this is April Fools Day, and normally that wouldn't bother me, but today however, my mother fooled me!!! She came rushing in and woke me up, screaming that she had stood on something sharp, and she needed help getting it out! I leapt out of bed, and rushed to her aid, only to find her giggling, calling me an April Fool. So i punched her, and pushed her out of my room. So grrrr, i was a fool lol.

~ So i got another piercing with Buddha. I got the top of my left ear done, while Buddha got the top of her right ear done. She couldnt get the left one done, cuz she had too many veins in that ear.

So i am currently beating my boyfriend in the piercing stakes. I have 7 (4 in my left ear, 2 in my right ear, and one in my bellybutton) and michael only has 6 (2 in his left ear, 1 in his right ear, his nipple, his lip and his tongue). So yes, im winning!!

~ Relay for life is coming up, and i have registered a team of just our friends!! It shall be awesome, and we SHALL be hypo!!! Well i know i will be anyways! There is me, Hippo, Bessie, Buddha, Warthog, Gnome, Cougar, Aly the Eeyore, Dolphin - thats Brad, Mel the Asian and Giraffe!

~ My traineeship is going well, although i still aint used to working all day everyday. But i have a few short weeks coming up, as a result of Easter!! Thank you JESUS!! (lol: "Judas, seriously get me down from here. Give back your membership card!")

~ Umm...what else can i bore you with? I am applying for my passport. Cuz next year (prolly in March) i am jetting off overseas. I shall be touring Europe, going to many different countries. After the tour is finished, i plan on getting a job in a pub in Englan. Then i shall work for a bit, then travel for a bit, then work for a bit, etc.....
I am very excited, as the tour i want to go on, includes White Water Rafting, which is one of my lifelong goals!

Anywho, thats all i can speak of for now, so,

Signing off,

Samantha Anne Mary Drury aka Baboon aka Boonie the Bible girl from Lebanon, where lesbians originally originated from, along with original recipe chicken, also known as hippo victim!

Dearest Animals and maybe some humans,

How are you all? Well, basically I am just talking to Hippo, cuz her and I are the only ones who actually use LJ. So hey hippo whats happnin? Lol, so yes, umm...ive forgotten what I was going to say.

Man, its been months since my last LJ entry. Since then, I have:
Graduated
Turned 18
Quit Woolworths
Got a traineeship
Got pierced
Have a new boyfriend

So, yes, grad was fantastic. We took a stretch limo there. The food was shit though, but apart from that, it was a great night.
Next on the agenda, I had an 'S' themed 18th, and i went as Satan. Hippo was a sailor. So anywho, I got a tad tipsy, and by that I mean ridiculously drunk. I sang/screamed "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks. It was absolutely awesomely TERRIBLE!!! Yes, so i got an administration traineeship at the Council, so am working 9 days a fortnight 8.15 - 5pm, and am no longer a woolworths employee (Thank GOD!!) Although i hate working all day all week, but i shall get used to it.
The other week, me and Buddha went and got that little thing on our ear pierced ( i think its called a traguar). So we got bars with pink stones and we now match!!

I have a new boyfriend called Michael (but as he associates with our group, he is now called EEL)We have been officially together for a month, but were dating for like a month before then, and i love him muchly.

So yeah, you are up-to date now LIVE JOURNAL so quit complaining that i never tell you anything.

Signing off,

Baboon aka Boonie the Bible Girl From Lebanon ( where lesbians originally originated from, along with original recipe chicken)

Salutations Mr Bloggy-Mc-Blog-Blog,

It is Monday the 6th November and I am sitting at home, in much pain-ness.
You see, in case you havent heard already, I was attacked and assaulted by an intoxicated indigenous female. Yes thats right, the baboon was beaten. I did nothing wrong, just looking in this girls's general direction. I KNOW, HOW AWFUL FOR ME TO DO SUCH A THING!!!
It was about 12.30am after a party Friday Night. I hid behind Dayne, then she came at me, pulled me by my booootiful pigtails, punched me in the eye, which resulted in me falling on the concrete. Then she kicked and punched me a few times, before she was pulled off me. I ran screaming and swearing in the opposite direction, and fell to the ground exhausted. Meanwhile, many of my school collegues saw me being bashed, and as i am the non-fighty person we all know and love, i cowered on the ground in a foetal position screaming, while they watched on. They most likely thought i was a wimp.

Anywho, I now have deep cuts all over my legs, a blackened eye and cheek, and a fat, swollened lip.
And I am limping, which is embarrassing for my friends. Apparently they dont like walking next to a cripple who waddles like a duck.

Oh well, Im just glad it didnt happen just before grad. I have 2 weeks to heal! I gave a statement to the school based police officer, but im not sure if i want to press charges. I am worried she will get her friends after me if i get her in trouble. But the police lady was heaps nice, and said i could decide. I was just photographed by this other police dude. he just left actually, after taking about 4 or 5 photos of my injuries. I was also instructed to see a doctor in the next few days. ARGGH so stressful, and in the peak of assessment too!!

Oh well, must go, I have to go to work. I am so not looking forward to gawking and staring!!! i think ill just write a note saying "I was bashed by an abo on friday. please do not ask for details" and ill put it on my register, cuz i will tell you now that i will be interrogated by nosey customers.

Well, thats all for now, signing off

LOTS OF LOVE, Sam (Baboon, or Boony the Bible Girl from Lebanon)

Dear live journal,

I am terribly sorry i have not posted in you for a while. I have been awfully busy! I know...that's not an excuse but i sincerely apologise. So lots has happened since we last spoke. We did QCS, which was difficult. We went on two weeks holidays (September hollies) and i went to the Gold Coast. Mel came down too for a few days and we went shopping and to Dreamworld, where i met my supposed "soulmate" whom i dont know his name. So we dubbed him Fredrick (not Fred-rick, but Freeeed-rick) I also went to Byron Bay for the day with my family. Um...what else?

Yesterday I came back from three days in Sydney for my Chinese class. I swear on my life I am NEVA walking again. We walked soooo much. We flew down on Jetstar on Friday morning, went to Taronga Zoo on Friday arvo (hehe we saw a hippo and chimpanzees picking their bums). We went to Luna Park on Friday night. Saturday we went to the Chinese Gardens and The Powerhouse Museum in the morning. In the afternoon we went shopping at Paddys Markets, the mall above Paddys Markets and to Pitt Street. Saturday night we went on a cruise of Sydney Harbour. Then Sunday morning, we got up early (oh so very early) and went to the airport, had brekkie and caught our flight back.

I just relaxed and watched dvds sunday arvo. Then today, i cleaned my room, unpacked my stuff and watched How to lose a guy in ten days.
I also did some work on my ancient journal. ughhh....i gotta work this arvo, 4.30-9.30. i so dont wanna go, but i have too.

Well, hopefully now we are caught up on goss, ill continue posting reguarly.

ON:Y FIVE WEEKS TO GO!!!!!

lots of love,
BABOON FROM BABOONONIA PALACE IN BABOONONIA!!
LONG LIVE BABOON!!

(sexy voice) good afternoon mr blog,

(voice i use in asian) how are you today? i am fantastic...NOT. last week was QCS which i found rather challenging. but meh...i did my best....i think! jodies partay was the week before that which was very fun. i met a nice guy named reece, but unfortunately, as i was a "tad" tipsy, i spewed my guts up, so nothing eventuated. snaps to hippo for taking care of the spewy baboon. umm...i went into skool today to do asian and paint rostras for drama. rick was sposed 2 help, but he ditched me afta like 10mins, so im crabby. tomorrow, i hav lotsa assessment....i hav an ancient exam in 3rd period. 4th period i hav and asian exam, and then i hav a drama performance tomorrow nite, so i am rather stressed. then on friday, i hav a text analysis for macbeth (english) hmm...im talking to some random from turkey lol. and i made a chicken joke and he didnt get it. hehe. umm...well i betta go, i hav heaps of skoolwork 2 do before i go to work this arvo. yuck i so dont wanna go 2 work.

love baboon from baboononia
LONG LIVE BABOONS!!

ps. bessies party this saturday, yaybeans. lol bessie, i gotta tell u a hilarious story on saturday about ur present. i am so shamed lol

good afternoon mr live journal and friends,

how are you all doing? i am very well thankyou! i have a spare at the moment, and am currently working on my english and modern history, as well as posting my personal life on the internet! i have had a hectic week, with exams and assignments due. plus next week is our QCS Exams which is extremely scary. Although it doesnt matter what Baboon gets as she is not going to Baboononia University, or any other uni for that matter. Baboon wants to travel the world, especially Moovonia, which is where my dear friend of many years, Bessie, lives. She lives in Lipidville, on a lot in the grasslands. But i cant tell you where, because you might go and egg her paddock, which would be disasterous. OOOHHH, great news, baboon got a new pencil case yesterday. Her pink barbie one broke, so she bought a yellow wiggles one, which is beautiful and shiny!!! Guess what? Carl Barron (the most funniest, awesome comedian in the entire universe) is coming to Scaryborough in November, so me and some farm animal friends, as well as some other species friends are taking a road trip there, which will be hell funny. Its the week before we graduate. I know what im getting Bessie for her 18th, but i cant tell you, because the cow knows how to read!!!! and if i told you, she would read it, then it wouldnt be a surprise! i dont know how she can use a computer with her hooves, but she can, so i cant say anything! UNDERSTAND???? good. now, how can i mention my other great friend of many years, HIPPO? umm...hippo has been emo the last few days, and its not good. she is making baboon emo, and thats even worse. so i hope macbeth hurries up and gets finished, so i can have my happy hippo back, and get rid of the horrible hateful hurtful hippo!!! lol.

well i betsta get going and actually do schoolwork, which is what i came home for!

love baboon from baboononia.
ps. comments are extremely welcome, except if they are shit! :)

salutations mr live journal,

how are you feeling this fine afternoon? i am very well, thankyou for asking. this is my very first entry and i am thrilled to be sitting here, writing it. nothing gives me greater pleasure. snaps for brie the hippo for getting me started and choosing my name. for those of you who don't know me, i am sam the baboon. brie the hippo is my very best mammal friend. we are both 17, although we act like we are 2. hippo acts more mature and wise than me, so i'd say she acts about 3 or 4. i am a clumsy baboon and often get in bad situations where i hurt myself. but you can read all about that on hippo's journal, as posting my humiliating moments on the internet is her favourite pastime and form of entertainment. i go to school in babbononia, which is very nice this time of year. you should come visit. hippo lives in the next state, which of course is hippo-new-guinea. however, you have to swim, as unfortunately we are too poor to own airports so you can't fly. please ring 555-0123 to make bookings at our only motel, which is shared by both states. the name of the motel is "hipbonia's inn".

anyways, i will speak later, as baboon needs to go learn her asian and pick her baboon nits and make dinner our of her own crap.

love always, baboon from baboononia.

ps. greetings to hippo, bessie, prawl, xinxin, pussy....cat, hoot hoot, crab clickity click click click, lion, rabbit and of course: my beloved ferret.